Tis the season to watch award shows
The nominees were just released for the
77th annual Academy Awards.. so get you movie bug in gear and your popcorn popped.
This year my hype for such things have been pretty... well under whelmed. I watched some of the Globes but found all the glamour and happy shiny people accepting awards to be very boring. There hasn’t really been a film this year that I’ve been excited about... other than Incredibles and Harry Potter (just lost all credibility right there didn’t I?)
And anyone else surprised that Fahrenheit 9/11 got snubbed? However 2003 released Tupac Resurrection got a nod? A big Congrats to Morgan Spurlock for Super Size Me. J
Amoung other things I love Jim Carrey, the guy has so much talent yet never gets noted, and you always see him sitting their in his suit and tie. The guy hasn’t won a damn thing, and I find it extremely frustrating, mostly because I thought Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind would get him his recognition he richly deserves.... AHhhh BUT he’s Canadian... those wanks don’t need awards. Plus Ace Ventura and Dumb and Dumber the guy has at least 12 more movies to go to work that heart burn off.
NOMINATION COUNT
11 - The Aviator
7 - Finding Neverland, Million Dollar Baby
6 - Ray
5 - Sideways
4 - The Incredibles, Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events
3 - Hotel Rwanda, The Passion of the Christ, The Phantom of the Opera, The Polar Express, Spider-Man 2, Vera Drake
2 - The Chorus, Closer, Collateral, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, The Motorcycle Diaries, The Sea Inside, Shrek 2, A Very Long Engagement
1 – As It Is In Heaven, Before Sunset, Being Julia, Born Into Brothels, Downfall, House of Flying Daggers, I Robot, Kinsey, Maria Full of Grace, Shark Tale, The Story of the Weeping Camel, Super Size Me, Troy, Tupac Resurrection, Twist of Faith, The Village, Yesterday
STUDIO COUNT
20 - Miramax
13 - Warner Bros.
6 – Fine Line, Fox Searchlight, Universal
5 – Buena Vista, Columbia, Dreamworks, Paramount
4 - Focus
3 – MGM, Newmarket, Warner Independent
2 - Sony Classics1 – Fox0 – New Line
Moving on...
Tis the season to throw popcorn at your television
This is my yearly routine... put off looking at the
Grammy nominees till last minute so my hopes that the awards actually stand for something are shattered slowly. Watch the awards get pissed off by the second award change the channel – but just like watching reality TV (plastic surgery birth stories ohh my) you can’t help but watch. Like open heart surgery, you can’t help yourself even though it hurts like a bitch. So I watch then i'm pissed for the next three days, forcing my friends to hear countless rants about how even the industry who pumps out the garbage and mass produced ass of music are so full of themselves they need an award show to proclaim there greediness worldwide. yet somehow down the line the name “Grammy” started to mean something... weird.
So here’s my two cents....
First Off to bat...
Song Of The Year (A Songwriter(s) Award. A song is eligible if it was first released or if it first achieved prominence during the Eligibility Year. (Artist names appear in parenthesis.) Singles or Tracks only.)
Daughters
John Mayer, songwriter (John Mayer)Track from: Heavier Things[Aware Records/Columbia; Publishers: Sony/ATV Tunes/Specific Harm Music.]
If I Ain't Got You
Alicia Keys, songwriter (Alicia Keys)Track from: The Diary Of Alicia Keys[J Records; Publishers: Lellow Productions/EMI Music Publishing.]
Jesus Walks
Miri Ben Ari, C. Smith & Kanye West, songwriters (Kanye West)Track from: The College Dropout[Roc-A-Fella Records; Publishers: Konman Entertainment/Gimme My Publishing Co./Hip Hop Since 1978 & Mapleshade Productions.]
Live Like You Were Dying
Tim Nichols & Craig Wiseman, songwriters (Tim McGraw)Track from: Live Like You Were Dying[Curb Records; Publishers: Warner-Tamerlane Publishing/Big Loud Shirt.]
The Reason
Daniel Estrin & Douglas Robb, songwriters (Hoobastank)Track from: The Reason[Island Records; Publisher: Spread Your Cheeks And Push Out The Music.]
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WTF is Hoobastank doing on this list... someone please clarify this for me. I get it, put the ROCK EDGE on the list, but a) Canadian b) Canadian c)BAD CANADIAN!!!!!!!!!! This friggin song is like shoving needles in my heard that are labeled “needles” just so as I don’t get confused. Kanye west I get, he went out there made a rap song that didn’t involve ass shaking, and money, and has made an intelligent rap album... Alicia keys, she has that vibe that the Grammy’s love she’s pop soul. Also John Mayer, a decent talent for popular music just enough under the radar to be credible but just under to be expected. Tim McGraw the country vote. We’ve hit then all country, rap, R&B, Pop... but where the fuck is ROCK? Even with my hatred of Linkin Park they would be more suitable.
Not a lot of surprises otherwise, a lot of NO Doubt and Kanye West, the sappy nods to Ray Charles and Norah Jones (Old school flavor of the month). I'm actually pretty surprised to see Bjork on the list at all for best female vocals, and of course she will lose to Norah Jones or Gwen Stefani.
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Best Hard Rock Performance (For solo, duo, group or collaborative performances, with vocals. Singles or Tracks only.)
Megalomaniac
IncubusTrack from: A Crow Left Of The Murder[Epic/Immortal]
Some Kind Of Monster
MetallicaTrack from: Some Kind Of Monster[Elektra Records]
Feelin' Way Too Damn Good
NickelbackTrack from: The Long Road[Roadrunner Records]
Duality
SlipknotTrack from: Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)[Roadrunner Records]
SlitherVelvet Revolver[RCA]
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The only person close to be deserving on this list is Incubus. This is what I find so annoying about this award show, they do not congratulate people who are out there making original music. They play it safe, and HONESTLY what the hell is Nickleback doing on that list. Like I can think of countless people out there making better rock music, Matt Good, Metric, Strokes, HIVES
WHERE ARE THE HIVES???
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Best Rock Song (A Songwriter(s) Award. Includes Rock, Hard Rock & Metal songs. For Song Eligibility Guidelines see Category #3. (Artist names appear in parenthesis.) Singles or Tracks only.)
American Idiot
Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Dirnt & Tré Cool, songwriters (Green Day)Track from: American Idiot[Reprise Records; Publishers: WB Music Corp. & Green Daze Music.]
Fall To Pieces
Duff, Dave Kushner, Slash, Matt Sorum & Scott Weiland, songwriters (Velvet Revolver)Track from: Contraband[RCA; Publishers: Velvet Revolver Songs, Slash & Cash Publishing.]
Float On
Isaac Brock, Dann Gallucci, Eric Judy & Benjamin Weikel, songwriters (Modest Mouse)Track from: Good News For People Who Love Bad News[Epic Records; Publishers: Ugly Casanova, Tschudi Music & The Best Dressed Chicken In Town.]
Somebody Told Me
Brandon Flowers, Dave Keuning, Mark Stoermer & Ronnie Vannucci, songwriters (The Killers)Track from: Hot Fuss[Island Records; Publisher: The Killers Publishing.]
Vertigo
Bono, Adam Clayton, The Edge & Larry Mullen, songwriters (U2)[Interscope Records; Publisher: Universal Polygram International Publishing.]
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Best Rock Album
(Vocal or Instrumental. Includes Hard Rock and Metal.)
The Delivery Man
Elvis Costello & The Imposters[Lost Highway Records]
American Idiot
Green Day[Reprise Records]
The Reason
Hoobastank[Island Records]
Hot Fuss
The Killers[Island Records]
Contraband
Velvet Revolver[RCA Records]
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I’m really pulling for Green Day or the Killers. Velvet Revolve is a joke, as is Hoobastank, all very unoriginal and underwhelming. So as my hopes go out to Modest Mouse I know full well that U2 will take it.
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Best Alternative Music Album (Vocal or Instrumental.)
Medulla
Björk[Elektra/Atlantic]
Franz Ferdinand
Franz Ferdinand[Domino Recording Co.]
Uh Huh Her
PJ Harvey[Island Records]
Good News For People Who Love Bad News
Modest Mouse[Epic Records]
A Ghost Is Born
Wilco[Nonesuch Records]
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This being the last nod to alternative/rock music... which compared to how many awards there are for Rap/R&B/Pop in comparison it’s really a shame. So I ask, why can’t Franz Ferdinand be best rock friendly? Or Even the Strokes(granted their album was out last year). With so much talent out there, this list makes North America look like a sham. BUT HEY at least they arent as bad as the JUNOS!
On a side Oscar note, check out
efilm critics contest... pick the winniers get some DVD's.
So there yah go, feel free to send me your angry e-mails "HOOBISTANK IS COOL YOU JUST STUPID*
ahem.
-J